Provincial slogan really is: 'j'souvien' (I remember)

So I'll try to remember what I can...

PLACES THAT ROCK, MAN!

'Foufou Electrique' (the electric fanny).
A niteclub that has a trough style urinal in the women's room (I didn't know I was in the wrong one 'til a chick came by while I had it hanging out and made a risque comment.

Le Cheval Blanc Brewpub - downtown Montreal.

SOME THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW:
Quebec ambulance sirens sound like the ringers on cheap pay phones so as I was walking along the service road I heard what I thought was a cheap pay phone ringing and almost got run over by an ambulance...
You do realize, of course, that if you get hit by an ambulance you don't go to heaven.
Anybody that stupid goes to hell automatically...

It is illegal to walk on the freeway in Montreal but once again in the rural areas limited french comes in handy
An interesting note - rest area graffiti in french is JUST as disgusting...
(why these guys don't just use the personal ads...)

It's legal to drink a beer on the street in Montreal (Napoleonic law)!

The MTL subway is cool - it's got rubber tires!

People speak ENGLISH in the Snowdon neighborhood.

You can take the bus across MTL to Edgepoints but it's hard to figure what's where because the maps aren't superimposed w / hiways so you may just want to walk along 'til you feel comfortable - this is reasonably easy e -w but you DO have to take a bus across the river if you want to go south toward N.York state...

A good westbound exit is near the 'Hippodrome'.

And oh yeah 'damas' is french for 'ladies room' try not to find that out the hard way...

coolness: 100
avg crossing time: fast, man, fast...
Comunication is difficult but that may not neccessarily be a bad thing, EH?

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