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NOTES

this is unrelated but the arizona dps has put up a page about hitchiking- which while not illegal in AZ DOES mention some things that COULD happen (besides violence) that could inconvenience your journey-the AZDPS

points out (and some of this has happened to rob)

the possibility of the car being stolen and you being supect #2 if the driver doesn't tell the truth about picking you up- these things DO work out in court but it could take 5-6 months -

drugs that aren't yours in the car-

generally when drugs are suspected in an auto and you are in an auto and you KNOW you are clean *ASK* the searching officer to separate your belongings from the rest of the auto and request a separate interview,

(uniformed detectives especially appreciate that detail being noticed)

also helpful: address the cop by rank: officer,deputy, trooper, corporal, sergeant, detective,lieutenat, captain, (sir)- this tips the cop off that you have your wits about you and aren't insane or not sober..

(constable in canada) use SIR when confronted by asst chiefs, chiefs or full sheriffs

or use the rank once and sir or ma'm for the rest of the conversation

it's been my experience that most car thieves belive it or not tell the truth about picking you up, and most dealers (except speed dealers) won't try to finger you as part of their business (but being able to tell the officer EXACTLY where you got in the car helps)

along with segregation of possessions...

note to police who may be reading this:

i don't mind the search (if it's JUSTIFIED) but if you're gonna tear my things apart couldja at least put it back together?

secondly to the cops if i had a gun i woulda sold it for trainfare by now! (or i'd be wearing it as a VISIBLE sidearm- as is my right in 75% of the states)since i'm a CITIZEN W/OUT A FELONY...

when the azdps link is up and running again i'll send the URL...

we apolgize for the inconvenience;

the answer is 42

and 'travel is NOT a crime'

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ROB'S FAQ

most restarunts have to pay an extra fee of approximately $5.00 to the local coke/pepsi bottler to pour dr.pepper since it's a 'foreign' product
e.g a restaurant owner willing to fork over that fee obviously believes in customer satisfaction & is not motivated by the "bottomline"

2: are you related to peter?
no

3: are you really peter under a psuedonym?
no, peter is helping because I own no hardware of my own and am therefore unable to code html besides he knows a good idea when he sees one...

BTW we were ranked by the search engine "yahoo" last week...#8 under categorie "hitchiking"

Yahoo URL if you don't believe me...

4: where do you live right now?
3rd planet- far western arm of galaxy "milky way' as referred to by locals- here for 6,000 yrs to watch and report on the behavior of dominant primate on terraria (coordinate name on most galactic maps)

5: do you have a "REAL JOB"?
this IS my job...(enochian intelligence agency operative)

6: if i'm driving and see you hitchin' how do I know it's you?
you don't (unless i tell you when i'm in the car or at a show)

3 nephi 3:13:33/ matthew 5:42 relate to faq # 6 in a weird way go look 'em up....

7: who drank all the dr.pepper?
GUILTY AS CHARGED....

TALKIN' HOSER

some typical canadian curse words & behavior and what they mean in american english
1: 'fuck-all'= diddly-squat
2: tits up= business bankruptcy american equivalent is belly-up
3: fuckin' rights , eh- strong agreement with a given statement usually used when discussing politics or sport...
4: eh= huh?
5: z letter 'zee' pronounced 'zed'
6: would you like vinegar or gravy on your french fries? (say yes occassionally)
7: american hockey games have 'periods' canadian ones have 'stanzas'
8: that small gold coin is called a 'looney'-one dollar
the small bi-color coin is caled a 'doublooney'2 dollars
9: the old one dollar bill was WHITE
two dollar bills are yelowish
10's are blue
20's are greenish
50's are reddish
there are 10 provinces
canada day is JULY 1
sneakers= 'runners'
out, about, etc have slightly different pronunciations...
so does 'bicycle'
the edmonton hockey team was originally called the 'oil kings'

study the town you claim to be from and the province it's in
KNOW the premiers name
; the prime minister of canada' name...
sports teams & newspaper (if any) from your 'hometown'
also remember it's a social INSURANCE # not SECURITY and its pattern=***-***-*** NOT ***-**-****
higher #'s on west coast
lower nimbers on east coast
example east coast 0**-***-***
prairiries/ west coast 7**-***-***
you got it issued at 'employment canada'
ALL you need to know if you get busted now it's your own fault
not that i would advocate bypassing customs or traveling in a country illegally ;)

airports with mass transit available (after all why fly somewhere for 30
dollars and then hafta spend the same on a cab?
IN USA

SAN FRANCISCO

OAKLAND

SAN JOSE

LOS ANGELES rtd #42 bus

SEA-TAC (SEATTLE) metro 174, 194

PORTLAND ore

BOTH CHICAGO (elevated rail)

PHX (m-f 8-5 pm ONLY)

JFK-(n.y subway/ shuttle bus) $2.50

NEWARK-njtransit3-5 dollars

*NO CHEAP MASS TRANSIT FROM LA GUARDIA* (QUEENS) 8 dollars minimum...

SALT LAKE CITY (NO SUNDAY SERVICE BUT GOOD m-s 7 am to 10 pm-75 cents

DENVER (6.00 ride)

WASHINGTON d.c *dulles* west falls churcxh subway station-inexpensive shuttle
service also within walking distancee

PHILADELPHIA (commuter rail TO town and buses to suburbs 3-5 dollars.

INDIANAPOLIS

*love field in downtown*dallas southwest airline home base....

*NOT D/FW*-30 dollar cab ride from d/fw to dallas fort worth arlington or
denton..

mc carran field - LAS VEGAS

ST.LOUIS - LAMBERT FIELD...

ATLANTA (SUBWAY STOP)

ONTARIO (riverside / sanbernardino) / BURBANK(north la) / JOHN WAYNE - (ORANGE
COUNTY)-l. a suburban airports

everywhere else is cabland...

VICTORY FOR FREEDOM!
salt lake city (UTAH) public library no longer bans 'Hotmail' use by patrons !

SCRANTON NOTES:
scranton cultural ctr (concert hall) smack downtown inside masonic temple-at 420 (really) washington st next to scranton public library
(webmailers permitted) must get temp card, kind of bureaucraticly difficult,if not impossible (bizarre expressway interchange + construction constantly) to htich into beautiful downtown scranton
recommend taking citibus from exit # 52 on i-81 into town(scranton citibus runs 6am to 6pm)

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