

this is unrelated but the arizona dps has put up a page about hitchiking- which while not illegal in AZ DOES mention some things that COULD happen (besides violence) that could inconvenience your journey-the AZDPS
points out (and some of this has happened to rob)
the possibility of the car being stolen and you being supect #2 if the driver doesn't tell the truth about picking you up- these things DO work out in court but it could take 5-6 months -
drugs that aren't yours in the car-
generally when drugs are suspected in an auto and you are in an auto and you KNOW you are clean *ASK* the searching officer to separate your belongings from the rest of the auto and request a separate interview,
(uniformed detectives especially appreciate that detail being noticed)
also helpful: address the cop by rank: officer,deputy, trooper, corporal, sergeant, detective,lieutenat, captain, (sir)- this tips the cop off that you have your wits about you and aren't insane or not sober..
(constable in canada) use SIR when confronted by asst chiefs, chiefs or full sheriffs
or use the rank once and sir or ma'm for the rest of the conversation
it's been my experience that most car thieves belive it or not tell the truth about picking you up, and most dealers (except speed dealers) won't try to finger you as part of their business (but being able to tell the officer EXACTLY where you got in the car helps)
along with segregation of possessions...
note to police who may be reading this:
i don't mind the search (if it's JUSTIFIED) but if you're gonna tear my things apart couldja at least put it back together?
secondly to the cops if i had a gun i woulda sold it for trainfare by now! (or i'd be wearing it as a VISIBLE sidearm- as is my right in 75% of the states)since i'm a CITIZEN W/OUT A FELONY...
when the azdps link is up and running again i'll send the URL...
we apolgize for the inconvenience;
the answer is 42
and 'travel is NOT a crime'
copyright 1986-1997 and in perpetuity the legendary rob (content) & peter
s.oleson (format)

most restarunts have to pay an extra fee of approximately $5.00 to the local coke/pepsi bottler to pour dr.pepper since it's a 'foreign' product
2: are you related to peter?
3: are you really peter under a psuedonym?
BTW we were ranked by the search engine "yahoo" last week...#8 under categorie "hitchiking"
Yahoo URL if you don't believe me...
4: where do you live right now?
5: do you have a "REAL JOB"?
6: if i'm driving and see you hitchin' how do I know it's you?
3 nephi 3:13:33/ matthew 5:42 relate to faq # 6 in a weird way go look 'em up....
7: who drank all the dr.pepper?
e.g a restaurant owner willing to fork over that fee obviously believes in
customer satisfaction & is not motivated by the "bottomline"
no
no, peter is helping because I own no hardware of my own and am therefore unable
to code html besides he knows a good idea when he sees one...
3rd planet- far western arm of galaxy "milky way' as referred to by locals-
here for 6,000 yrs to watch and report on the behavior of dominant primate on
terraria (coordinate name on most galactic maps)
this IS my job...(enochian intelligence agency operative)
you don't (unless i tell you when i'm in the car or at a show)
GUILTY AS CHARGED....

some typical canadian curse words & behavior and what they mean in american
english
study the town you claim to be from and the province it's in
1: 'fuck-all'= diddly-squat
2: tits up= business bankruptcy american equivalent is belly-up
3: fuckin' rights , eh- strong agreement with a given statement usually used
when discussing politics or sport...
4: eh= huh?
5: z letter 'zee' pronounced 'zed'
6: would you like vinegar or gravy on your french fries? (say yes occassionally)
7: american hockey games have 'periods' canadian ones have 'stanzas'
8: that small gold coin is called a 'looney'-one dollar
the small bi-color coin is caled a 'doublooney'2 dollars
9: the old one dollar bill was WHITE
two dollar bills are yelowish
10's are blue
20's are greenish
50's are reddish
there are 10 provinces
canada day is JULY 1
sneakers= 'runners'
out, about, etc have slightly different pronunciations...
so does 'bicycle'
the edmonton hockey team was originally called the 'oil kings'
KNOW the premiers name
; the prime minister of canada' name...
sports teams & newspaper (if any) from your 'hometown'
also remember it's a social INSURANCE # not SECURITY and its pattern=***-***-*** NOT ***-**-****
higher #'s on west coast
lower nimbers on east coast
example east coast 0**-***-***
prairiries/ west coast 7**-***-***
you got it issued at 'employment canada'
ALL you need to know if you get busted now it's your own fault
not that i would advocate bypassing customs or traveling in a country
illegally ;)

SAN FRANCISCO
OAKLAND
SAN JOSE
LOS ANGELES rtd #42 bus
SEA-TAC (SEATTLE) metro 174, 194
PORTLAND ore
BOTH CHICAGO (elevated rail)
PHX (m-f 8-5 pm ONLY)
JFK-(n.y subway/ shuttle bus) $2.50
NEWARK-njtransit3-5 dollars
*NO CHEAP MASS TRANSIT FROM LA GUARDIA* (QUEENS) 8 dollars minimum...
SALT LAKE CITY (NO SUNDAY SERVICE BUT GOOD m-s 7 am to 10 pm-75 cents
DENVER (6.00 ride)
WASHINGTON d.c *dulles* west falls churcxh subway station-inexpensive shuttle
PHILADELPHIA (commuter rail TO town and buses to suburbs 3-5 dollars.
*love field in downtown*dallas southwest airline home base....
*NOT D/FW*-30 dollar cab ride from d/fw to dallas fort worth arlington or
mc carran field - LAS VEGAS
ST.LOUIS - LAMBERT FIELD...
ATLANTA (SUBWAY STOP)
ONTARIO (riverside / sanbernardino) / BURBANK(north la) / JOHN WAYNE - (ORANGE
everywhere else is cabland...
VICTORY FOR FREEDOM!
SCRANTON NOTES:
Write to Legendary Rob.
dollars and then hafta spend the same on a cab?
IN USA
service also within walking distancee
denton..
COUNTY)-l. a suburban airports
salt lake city (UTAH) public library no longer bans 'Hotmail' use by patrons !
scranton cultural ctr (concert hall) smack downtown inside masonic
temple-at 420 (really) washington st next to scranton public library
(webmailers permitted) must get temp card, kind of bureaucraticly
difficult,if not impossible (bizarre expressway interchange +
construction constantly) to htich into beautiful downtown scranton
recommend taking citibus from exit # 52 on i-81 into town(scranton
citibus runs 6am to 6pm)